Safe and sound on US soil

I am back! Safe, sound and in one piece! I thank God for his travelling mercies! I still have a whole bunch of blog posts in my head about my trip. I will write as soon as I get a chance. Stay tuned to read about: my aruvedic massage when I was beaten; my spa day for less than US $10; the ignorant americans throwing blows; my gourmet dinner; the professor; my ride in a "ferrari"; and many more fun tales.